no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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