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  I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.

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• Before you know it, your stage name will be Mary Poppins and you'll be stripping to "Supermassive Black Hole". I hope they throw quarters at (or rather, INTO) you.

  Submitted by HeadbangingBabe on Sep 29, 10 at 1:41pm

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• So wide an umbrella can fit inside opened?

  Submitted by mogmog on Sep 29, 10 at 1:15pm

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• ...Anyone remember those giant funnels you roll coins in that they used to have at the mall and museums?

  Submitted by israfel070 on Sep 29, 10 at 3:02pm

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• if you ever notice everything you pull out of mary poppins bag is either cylindrical or ovular.

  Submitted by El_Querido_Costa on Sep 29, 10 at 11:40pm

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• Chim Chimminey, Chim Chimminey...

  Submitted by stevebauer on Sep 29, 10 at 2:01pm

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• Ew, how loose are you?

  Submitted by CrimpyCrimpy on Sep 30, 10 at 4:40am

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• Too funny!

  Submitted by ButtaP129 on Sep 30, 10 at 2:08pm

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• its magical and no one really knows what happens once you're inside?

  Submitted by thetruth13 on Sep 30, 10 at 3:20pm

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• "I keep things very trim and proper yet don't be fooled, I can make every inch he has to offer disappear"

  Submitted by EuroPeein on Sep 30, 10 at 3:19pm

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• I'll sweep your chimney.

  Submitted by a_s_d_f on Sep 29, 10 at 10:59pm

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• sounds like someone's trying too hard to be on tfln...

  Submitted by alright367 on Sep 29, 10 at 2:26pm

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• It happily sucks anything into it that's within range lol

  Submitted by BIG_PELOTAS on Sep 29, 10 at 9:29pm

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• not even light can escape.....i think i'll pass

  Submitted by ilovewhores on Sep 29, 10 at 5:10pm

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• Shes Wide bro wide

  Submitted by ck24 on Sep 29, 10 at 4:01pm

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• Just a spoonful of sugar helps my face go down, my face go down, my face go down. Just a spoonful of sugar helps your cum go down, in the most delightful way!

  Submitted by 2144571774 on Oct 1, 10 at 9:51am

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• I can!

  Submitted by HeadbangingBabe on Sep 29, 10 at 1:36pm

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• Black hole? Mary Poppins was a cracker.

  Submitted by cmwings on Sep 29, 10 at 8:31pm

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