i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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