Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I smell like Dick and happiness
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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