It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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