Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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