what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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