who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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