Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Is Oprah even human
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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