My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize