i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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