Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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