Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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