Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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