Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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