I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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