I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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