ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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