There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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