It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize
