Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
His hands were made for my vagina.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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