I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
It's shark week go big or go home
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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