Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
sick fucks of a feather flock together
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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