I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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