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So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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