I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
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Do I have a choice?
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Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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