just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
The adults are the big ones right?
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Randomize
