The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
we're so committed to being not committed
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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