no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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