shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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