My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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