Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
you traded sex for a burrito?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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