ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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