what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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