i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Christians are straight up FREAKS
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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