It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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