The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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