omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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