wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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