do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Randomize
