There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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