Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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