Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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