ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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