People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
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