do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
wakey wakey hands off snakey
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Of course I have a pirate flag
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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