I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Farmville is her only friend.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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