Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
