Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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