oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Are we still banned from the library?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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