The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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