In the future we'll all be gay
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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