i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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