they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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