is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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