I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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