is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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