Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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