the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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